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When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
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I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d
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Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
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Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
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Save water and shower together
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Good girls are bad girls that aren’t caught.
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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