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➤Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
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➤I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
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➤Men who are bad with eye contact needs to know, Breasts don’t have eyes.
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➤Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
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➤If someone hates you for no reason, give him 1
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➤You are proof that evolution sometimes CAN go in
reverse.
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➤Money talks ….. Mine know only one word- GOOD BYE.
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My Ex: Can you delete my number, I- who is this?
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I don’t think you act stupid, I believe you are.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Yes! Before we met.
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
Out of 5 finger 3rd is for you.
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Sometimes I wish why I am not born with enough middle fingers to explain how I feel about you.
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You’re ugly as if your dad drops you at college he got fine for littering.
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I don’t hate you! It’s just like if you’re on fire and I have water, I’ll prefer drinking it.
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I could slap you but I know shit stinks.
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God has a great sense of Humor, You’re the proof.
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Don’t feel sad, Voldemort is ugly too.
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You’re like a knitted condom – both useless
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I fart in public only if I have to make someone smell good.
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Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby.
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Named FB account NO ONE, So I can like your stupid posts to tell NO ONE likes it.
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Call me NOBODY, because NOBODY is perfect ๐
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Con is the opposite of Pro so does that mean Congress is Opposite of Progress?
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Why do fart smell, so deaf people can enjoy it too.
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Flirty WhatsApp Status – Flirting Status for WhatsApp
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The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
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I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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Best Relationship Match: YOU & I
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There is nothing wrong about me, except having you.
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If you want me it takes more than a wink, more than a drink and more than you think.
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If your weapon is love, I got my hands up. If you’re gonna take me down, I SURRENDER.
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If had badge every time you make me smile, the girl scouts would be jealous.
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Kiss me and you will SEE how important I am.
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Kiss me and you will SEE start LOVE me and I will give them to you.
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
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I <3 it when I catch you Looking at me, and then you smile and look away.
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Dear Tummy sorry about the butter flies, It’s not my fault it’s him.
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Love may be blind, but marriage work like an eye opener.
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